have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
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That's how twitter works, right?
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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