i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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