i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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