I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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