Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
