Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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