for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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