This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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