just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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