he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
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I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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