ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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