we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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