There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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