OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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