The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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