The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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