She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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