So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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