If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
the raccoons are back...
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