it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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