I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Randomize
