Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Randomize
