do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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