Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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