Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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