this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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