How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
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