so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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