I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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