Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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