the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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