One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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