I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
you didnt know i had herpes?
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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