Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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