So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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