Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Randomize
