Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
thus making me awesome and them whores
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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