doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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