did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
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