Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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