dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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