so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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