just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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