i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Randomize
