just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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