Already got asked if we're dating
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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