who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Randomize
