Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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