normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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