i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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