please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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