thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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