if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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