God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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