i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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