oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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