I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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