on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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